Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Aphorisms 8

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I wake up.

If at first you don't succeed, see if there’s anything for second place.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Life begins at forty; it also begins to show.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable... except when you need it for a slot machine.

Tomorrow I plan to be spontaneous.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Always borrow money from a pessimist - he doesn't expect it back.

Men talk to communicate information; women talk to transmit mood.

1 comment:

Deb Light said...

These are great Dr. Terry!!We are so Blessed to have you to answer our CLL questions for us and to share your thoughts and insights!May you enjoy good health in 2010!WE love and appreciate you very much!

God Bless,
Deb Light