This is my 1000th blog. Tomorrow I have my follow-up CT scan which will reveal whether the symptoms that I am getting - some abdominal bloating and pains in my joints are the continuing side effects caused by the neuropathy or the sign of returning cancer. I thought I would share some of the pithy sayings that I have accumulated over the past few weeks.
Never argue with an idiot, because people watching lose track of which is which.
Too many e-mails; not enough knee-mails.
Old musicians never die; they just decompose.
If you think all your problems are behind you, you are likely to be towing a caravan
My pine table is knotty but nice.
I try to be a philosopher, but cheerfulness keeps breaking in.
After a campaign to encourage sneezing into your sleeve to stifle the spread of germs, the Swine Flu hotline’s music while you wait was “Greensleeves”.
Many good works are spoiled for the want of a little more.
The peace of God, which by-passes all misunderstanding.
The problem of unbelief is not lack of information but lack of inclination.