By the time you are fifty... most people deserve each other and all the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken anyway.
The one who snores will always fall asleep first.
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
It is important to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out
Only a foolish conservative would judge the present by the standards of the past, only a foolish liberal would judge the past by the standards of the present.
To make a long story short, Rhett and Scarlett split up in the end.
Nuggets spoken by small children: "Mum, I was born on my birthday." and in a thunder storm, "God just took a picture of me."
When you are feeling down, Look to the skies! … and step in something nasty.