Friday, June 11, 2010

Aphorisms 11

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see
what it costs when it's free. -- P. J. O'Rourke

Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities. – Winston S Churchill.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove
that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

It is amazing what you can accomplish
if you do not care who gets the credit. - Harry S Truman

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle – Bob Hope

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep

He who laughs last thinks slowest

To play a villain requires a good actor; to play a hero only requires a good orthodontist.

Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg."

Why repeat past mistakes when there are so
many new ones to commit?” - Descartes

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